Have you noticed how everyone acts like being offended is a superpower? Like outrage is some kind of competition? Whoever is most offended, wins? Society bends over backward for fragile feelings—but not here. This is the most unapologetic, no-holds-barred game ever. No coddling, no crying—just chaos. If that’s a problem, well... you know where to shove it.

Dope Ass Features:

🍆12 playable characters: BERNIE, TRUMP, ELON MUSK, BIDEN, JESUS! just to name a few!
Each with 45+ lines of dialogue a piece, not just that - UNIQUE STATS TO BOOT!

💀 BLOODLUST :
Unleash your boundless thirst for blood as you take down enemies in a viciously fast-paced, chain-stomping frenzy! Every stomp on an enemy’s skull boosts your speed and jump power SUBSTANTIALLY! Keep jumping from head to head, racking up momentum as you go. Become an unstoppable force of nature, never needing to land as you tear through waves of enemies!

But beware—land on the ground, and your speed and jump boosts are lost! Imagine the ground is lava, and your only hope is to stay airborne and keep the carnage alive. Can you keep the chain going and become the ultimate Skull Stomper, or will you fall and lose it all like a total chump?

🦅 Speedrun Against the Eagle: There is an eagle flying in every level. Don't ignore him! He represents the local score boards best time. Beat him in a race, and you successfully beat the local best score.

🦴 Grappling, Triple Jumping:
You can grapple in this mofo! And tripple jump too! Wall jump, as well.

💩 Farting: Think triple jumping is cool, what if I told you can fart at the end of your jump giving you a fourth jump? What if I told you this also spawns a fart cloud, that you can jump on and grapple on to for extra speed and airbourn abilities.

🐌 Slow Motion Ability!
Have trouble hitting those headshots? Slow down time! You can do this anytime without penalty!

🦇7 worlds:
All with unique themes, and multiple bosses and many many enemy types.

Get ready to stomp, swing, and slaughter your way to victory—because in Skull Stompers, if you’re not moving, you’re losing.

🔥 Unhinged, Over-the-Top Style:
A self-aware, bloodthirsty, no-holds-barred experience with a twisted sense of humor. Guaranteed to offend.

Get ready to stomp, swing, and slaughter your way to victory—because in Skull Stompers, if you’re not moving, you’re losing.

I know what you’re thinking: Best. Game. Ever. Right?

Actually, no. The DLC "Gold Edition" is. Check it out and unlock more modes like Octopus Game and the insane Devil's Doorstep to throw even more chaos into the mix.