This is a very serious and in-depth simulator game which makes you really feel like you're playing an idle game! Feel the dopamine as you watch number go up, leisurely make yourself a cup of coffee or a sandwich while the game plays itself, and bask in the euphoria knowing that you now have a number that is larger than it was 1 second ago.

Now with achievements for some reason.

NEW UPDATE: Offline progress!
Now the game doesn't even have to be running to make progress! Truly this is the idle game of all time. This is what everyone looks for in an idle game.