WHY VIDEO-GAME BEACH TRIPS ARE SUPERIOR TO REAL-LIFE BEACH TRIPS:

🏖️ NO RISK OF SAND HAUNTING YOUR EVERY CREVICE FOR YEARS TO COME
🌊 NO MYSTERY TOE-TICKLERS FROM THE DEEP
☀️ NO RISK OF SUNBURN. UNLESS YOU’RE PLAYING OUTSIDE
🥥 DRESS LIKE A COCONUT AND NO ONE CALLS THE COPS
🌴 DRESS LIKE A SEAGULL WITHOUT THE ALPHA SEAGULL STRIKING YOU DOWN AS A THREAT TO ITS THRONE

(There’s no seagull emoji, you know. Unbelievable…)

Now that we’ve convinced you of the merits of a video-game beach day, it’s time to be ENAMOURED by the contents of this EXPLODING KITTENS® 2 Pack!

INCLUDES:

TWO NEW OUTFITS — Become the seagull you always wanted to be with the Sea Rat Outfit, or embrace your inner coconut and dress in the Glenn Coco Outfit.
PINEAPPLE-BASED EMOJI PACK — Finally, someone answered the call for more expressive fruits.
BEACH-READY CARD BACK AND LOCATION — And not a single grain of sand in your unmentionables!